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make your sentence xD
Monday, September 6, 2010 @ 7:47 AM
STEP 1 : choose your month of birth JANUARY : I HATE FEBRUARY : I RAN NAKED WITH MARCH : I NEED APRIL : I SHOT MAY : I SMOKED WEED WITH JUNE : I KILLED JULY : I PISSED ON AUGUST : I FUCK SEPTEMBER : I GOT MARRIED WITH OCTOBER : I STABBED NOVEMBER : I DID A BLOWJOB TO DECEMBER : I TOOK A CRAP ON STEP 2 : choose your birth date 1. a monkey 2. a prostitute 3. a vacuum cleaner 4. your mum 5. barney the dinosaur 6. a dog 7. santa claus 8. a travesty 9 . a porn star 10. a condom 11 . a bowl of a cereal 12. a jew 13 . a lesbian 14. a horse 15. an old man 16. a drug people 17. a clown 18. your grandmother 19. a dildo 20. michael jackson 21. a drunk mexican 22. an egg 23. a piece of shit 24. a robot 25. a nazi 26. a puppet 27. George bush 28. a black guy 29. madonna 30. a cokkie jar 31. a fat man step 3 : choose the colour of your t-shirt black : because i'm sexy white : because that's what i am pink : because my friend as me too red : because i was horny blue : because i hate my life gray : because i stink yellow : because i gay brown : because i'm racist orange : because i'm ugly other : because i'm single and what's your sentence ? mine is : I SHOT AN EGG BECAUSE I'M SEXY
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